I wish my posts were more funny

I've decided that nothing funny every happens to me. Okay maybe there are odd one or two funny occurrences but, generally, not so much. It pains me to think about how uneventful or uncomical my life has become. *hangs head in shame*

It seems everyone else has something funny to report. Me? Not so much. I did have fun laughing at myself today. I counted about 4 injuries I inflicted on myself. I was obviously not paying attention to what I was doing. I closed things on my fingers a few times, got my fingers caught in something, then I slammed my head on a shelf. Like honestly, what the heck was I doing? The woman that is training me [what a sweetheart this lady is] couldn't stop laughing at it. It seemed every half hour I was doing something to get hurt. My fingers are still sore from closing them in the bucky with the film. Total airhead moments.

I've also decided I need to find a new way home. What takes me maybe five minutes to drive in the morning takes me almost 15 minutes at around 5. It drives me nuts. Plus everyone is just evil. They're all speeding and cutting each other off. That or they don't let any one in their lanes, etc.. I think I might just say to hell with it and take the perimeter home, not sure yet. See just to leave work, I have to turn right then either do a U-turn (at the fancy schmany u-turn specific lights) or do a huge loop type of deal and finally end up at the street I want. Mind you I'd still have to do that to get to the perimeter but Leila takes far too long at main. Plus you mix in the mess of turning onto to Springfield and you get one annoyed Chriss. Literally I spend more time sitting at the lights then driving. Drives me bonkers!!

Well I'm off to find something good to eat (this is hard to find, nowadays, see they've all gone extinct)

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{..::current..mood::..} exhausted (I can't wait until I won't feel exhausted after work...oh wait that won't be until the day I retire, DAMN)
{..::currently..reading::..} nothing...still meaning to get to the library
{..::currently..watching::..} nothing
{..::currently..listening::..} to Hot103 online (yes I'm actually too lazy to turn on the radio and listen to the station, rather it appears I prefer listening it through the computer.... weird, I know!)

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